Officially NSFW as of 5/7/2014 'cause I like butts. 29. Gay gardener. Come for the clinical depression, stay for the generalized anxiety disorder.
I come in peace.
Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered.
Gwyneth Paltrow is literally the human embodiment of iceberg lettuce.
My dad just took one of our dogs to the animal hospital because he’s itchy. Probably having an allergic reaction to his flea medication. I hope he’s okay.
When I thought I was going to have a stroke he waited for several hours before my sister took me to the emergency room. Then he drove home. That fucker.