“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
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So this just happened.
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THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING NICE SHIRT WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS LIKE I OWN THAT SHIRT AND IT’S SO COMFY AND WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SHIRT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE COOOOOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU FIGHT SOME NAZIS THEN WE CAN TALK MR SHIRT RIPPER
Just that comment
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this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
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THE HOLLA COURSE
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